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I know why you're here... You want to see me make a fool of myself. And justly so, since I promised a dare. Only one problem, um, I was unable to do it. I did not anticipate the absolute crazyness that happened on Friday and Saturday. 


What? Don't look at me like that! If this happened to you, you wouldn't have followed through either. Or maybe you would've, but... I'll give an update on the crazyness soon and maybe I will be forgiven. 


Good news: I'm still giving away the gift certificate. And the winner is:

Steph Funk (@SV_Fnk)

This girl has a gift for coming up with ways for other people to embarrass themselves. Here are some of her suggestions:

 - Go to the mall wearing white pants w/ an apple-sized brown spot on the butt, giving the appearance that you soiled yourself

-  Draw life-like breasts on a T-shirt and wear it grocery shopping.

- Buy fart machine, go to restaurant, & any time waiter comes to table, press it & say "Oops. 1 too many fiber bars this a.m"

And my absolute favorite: Put a cat on a leash & go to McDonalds, just the 2 of you. Buy it a happy meal & sit in the play place. Wear a cat shirt.

So, there you go. Feel free to berate me in the comments for breaking my promise. I deserve it! But watch this first. Maybe a good laugh will diminish the ire you feel towards me: